The Good Book

You know when people were writing the bible the used terms and example that explained things to people so that they would understand… and I say there is nothing wrong with this until they start talking about thing that are either coming in the future or exist in heaven… Like the good book, the book that either has your name in it or not.

First off lets think about this… GOD omniscient… meaning he know EVERYTHING!!! You would get to the front of the line and we would be like "O you, hummm, was it Jim, Jim right…. O You, God damit, hold on I can't remember, let me turn to my trusty book) WHY THE FUCK WOULD GOD NEED A BOOK….

Second, a book back then we like modern technology, I mean you could write shit down and wouldn't have to remember it… powerful shit hum… ok so lets just think about this… what if the bible was written today…

And I quote "From Damon Chapter 5: verse 73, and the only those who names are in the Good & Trusty computer shall enter the kingdom of heave, if you forget your identification pin number you can always have your "secret questioned" asked to you… those who Identification who can not be identified will be cast into the fiery lake of Detroit.