Ok I'm not going to turn this into a political blog.. you know I would never do that... but I watched the youtube debates tonight and had to comment on the questions asked to the Republicans... which are a lot different then the questions asked to the democrats!!
However not to bore myself and everyone by just talking about he question... or giving my answers to the questions as if I was running for president... I'm going to "read between the line" and say what do these questions really mean or what the questions asking them is saying.
Hope you enjoy!
Youtube / CNN Republican Debate
Question 1
Illegal Aliens: Hi this question is for Rudy... Uh, Mr. Rudy I hate Mexicans and I believe all the BS that the FOX News Networks tells me about them, and you at one point were semi-nice to Mexicans... will you now on public television say that you hate Mexicans and will never be nice to them again.
Question 2
Gun Control: Hi my name is Jay Fox and I love guns... really cant get enough of them... you see I live in a red neck town.. my family are red necks... my daddy is a red neck, his daddy was a red neck, his daddy was a red neck, and his daddy would have been a red neck but he was english! Anyways... I love playing with my guns and acting tough.. but believe me if I was asked to ride the subway in NYC I would pee my pants because what I am really doing with these guns is making up for the fact that I'm a skinny white kid with an even more skinny penis, that when girls see it they laugh.... oh yah my question... are you going to take my guns away?
(Side note... seriously is this really an important question? we all know the constitution? I think a more important question is to ask a question to Jay... hey Jay... when will America have enough guns that you are happy, that you feel we are safe and we have enough guns?? When every man, women & child has a gun or that their is enough guns to arm every man, women & child... because just to let you know Jay... were already there!!!)
Question 3
Torture: Hey Romney a guys on the stage next to you actually has a soul... why dont you? (Now I know what you are thinking... with this kind of leading question Romney would say he doesn't like torture... fear not) Romney "Oh no I love torture... I love torture so much I wont define what it is at all in any sense of the word and therefore insure we can do lots & lots of it... no I know torture was bad in the past and we use to say nasty things about other countries that did it... but the past is the past and now we are in a much happier time... where we can anybody and everybody!!!
Question 4
Iraq - leaving?: Dear Canidates... I just wanted you to know that I have loved the last 5 years of this war and seeing American young men die for no reason brings joy to my heart. On top of that I wanted you to know I just took out a third mortgage on my home so I could fill my car with gas this morning, therefore I was just hoping that one of you would promise me that we will never leave Iraq and therefore create a Nirvana here on earth.
Question 5
Story Time Kids - Bible?: Hi I'm from Texas and if you can't tell by the way I stutter, my daddy was Forrest Gump, but I don't want to ask any of you an important question... I want to ask you about gay marriage in a really really stupid way, therefore I thought up this great trick... we all know the only reason gays can't be married in this country is because of this book called the Bible and people who haven't spent the time to read it, say that it says, gays shouldn't be allowed to be married... therefore do you "believe" aka agree with the Bible... oh and just to let you know if you say no... you wont get elected, Thanks for your time
Question 6
National Debt: Hi candidates I'm in college and for the first time in my life I actually know what debt is, but unlike America I'm cute and have parents who will pay my student loans for me. However I heard from one of my teachers that someday I will have to grow up and do my part to pay the national debt, now I don't understand how big it is, but I wanted to know how you are going to insure that I will never have to do anything to pay it.
(Also I am so young I cant even remember that when we had a democrat in the white house we had surpluses)
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