How to become a World Famous Comedian in 3 easy steps

Hey Random Army,

So you want to be a "World Famous Comedian"... well keep reading and soon you will be one!

I have created a check list for 3 easy steps that anyone.. yes even you... can do and follow. It doesn't matter how lazy you are, it doesn't matter if you live in your mothers basement, if you follow these 3 easy steps you will be a world famous comedian!

Ok Step 1. Write amazing material!

Every comedian needs great material, but dont worry if you can't think of anything, or you have very little material. Just steal material. Many of the "World Famous Comedian" especially the ones with either TV shows or 1 hour long specials steal material!! I'm not going to name anyone.. because that would cast a negative shadow at people who still material, and the fact that it is easier for you to steal material... you will probably do it!

Step 2. Create a Myspace, Facebook, Friendster, Blog, Podcast, & Vlog

With so many ways to get your "Funny" out to the fans, who will soon love you, be sure to create multiple profiles. Especially if you want to "spam" for friends. You will need around 200 or more profiles on just Myspace. Dont worry you soon wont have to use these other profiles to get friends because these sites will "feature" your page and help you get even more fans!!

See even major corporations want to help you because famous... I know its hard to believe but its true!

Congratulations on reading this far!! You should be very proud of yourself... you are just 1 step away from becoming a World Famous Comedian...The final step!!!

Step 3. Suck Dane Cook's Dick and everyones dick that Dane Cook has ever sucked!

Now this is the most important step, if you don't do this step it could take you years and you probably still wouldn't become a famous comedian. Now some of you might say that this method is a little different then the conventional theories on how to achieve fame & stardom. But I want you to ask yourself did Paris Hilton give it a second thought when her boyfriend wanted to video tape her? NO Did Britney Spears give it a second thought when her mother wanted her to look like a 14 year old whore? NO. So don't give this a second thought, go out there and SUCK SOME DICK!!