Baby Girls, Dick's & Pimps

Hey Random Army,

A quick note today... we officially have a new member to the Random Clan... My cousin just gave birth at 10am today to the first baby girl of our generation of descendants...

Not to over shadow that but George W is a dick...

Miss America to be crowned tonight or so I belive so Trump is a pimp...

I have another show tomorrow on Second Life... hope to see you there...
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GOD DAMN

Hey Random Army,

Yes yes, I drop off the planet for about 10 days because of finals... yes yes I have gone back to school but just to take some fun fun classes like auditing.... its under a don't ask don't tell policy...

Anyways I just finished, finally!!! fucking, I'm tired, sick and depressed... on top of the fact that I just went through hell Richard Jeni killed himself... seriously I cant remember how many time I have listened to his stuff and felt better about how I do my comedy... feeling the freedom to be completely random.

If you don't own at least one thing of Jeni you need to go buy one of his CD's, there is no one on this planet who can not laugh at least something of his... as time passes his comedy genesis will only be recognized by more and more people.

We'll that all I really wanted to say today, I have a show coming up on the 24th so I'm writing new material for that and working on the script, I will get scene one, act 1 up in a couple days and then you guys can have fun with it.

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YKYW of the day

When you get in an argument with your wife over the fact that you still think you should have name your son Mini-Me
YOU KNOW YOUR WASTED

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Dice & Booing??? -- Oh how we have changed in such a short time

Hey Random Army,

A couple things going on... over the weekend I watched Dice Undisputed which is a "celebrality" on VH1... For those of you who don't know who Andrew Dice is I believe he is the only person ever to get a "life time ban" from MTV and has been consider the most crowd, vulgar etc etc etc comedian of all time... back in the late 80's and early 90's he was as big as you get...

So his reality TV show just launch his "come back" however at same time this launch WAII which is high school sporting association is having hearing to see if we should ban booing or any denigrating, insulting, negative comment at high school athletic games... no insulting cheers etc.

Anyways i sure hope someone else find the irony in this .... because I am getting the feeling that comedy is about to go back into the dark ages again .... anytime PC raises its head ... comedy gets dumped on

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100 greatest??

I got a list of the 100 greatest comedians of all time from Comedy Central... what do you think? Are they really the greatest or is it just to sell CD's & DVD's... where is Bob Saget? Hummmm??

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100. Gallagher
99. Janeane Garofalo
98. Louis C.K.
97. Sandra Bernhard
96. Joey Bishop
95. Andrew Dice Clay
94. David Alan Grier
93. George Wallace
92. Louie Anderson
91. Jim Breuer

90. Dana Carvey
89. Kevin James
88. Paula Poundstone
87. Brett Butler
86. Jay Mohr
85. David Cross
84. Drew Carey
83. Norm MacDonald
82. Howie Mandel
81. Dick Gregory

80. Bobby Slayton
79. Dom Irerra
78. Cedric The Entertainer
77. Paul Reiser
76. Robert Schimmel
75. Eddie Izzard
74. Paul Rodriguez
73. Elaine Boosler
72. Bernie Mac
71. Red Buttons

70. Wanda Sykes
69. Pat Cooper
68. Dave Attel
67. Kevin Pollack
66. Shelley Burman
65. Sinbad
64. Richard Belzer
63. Jackie Mason
62. Eddie Griffin
61. Bobcat Goldthwait

60. Jeff Foxworthy
59. Gilbert Gottfried
58. Larry Miller
57. Richard Jeni
56. Colin Quinn
55. Alan King
54. D.L. Hughley
53. David Brenner
52. Damon Wayans
51. Lewis Black

50. Denis Leary
49. Freddie Prinze
48. Tim Allen
47. Henny Youngman
46. Adam Sandler
45. Richard Lewis
44. Joan Rivers
43. Dave Chappelle
42. Flip Wilson
41. Jon Stewart

40. Mort Sahl
39. Billy Crystal
38. Bill Maher
37. Martin Lawrence
36. Jim Carrey
35. Phyllis Diller
34. Buddy Hackett
33. Andy Kaufman
32. Albert Brooks
31. George Burns

30. Garry Shandling
29. Milton Berle
28. Jack Benny
27. Jay Leno
26. Ray Romano
25. Bob Hope
24. Redd Foxx
23. Steven Wright
22. Robert Klein
21. Dennis Miller

20. Sam Kinison
19. Bill Hicks
18. Jonathan Winters
17. Don Rickles
16. Ellen Degeneres
15. David Letterman
14. Bob Newhart
13. Robin Williams
12. Jerry Seinfeld
11. Johnny Carson

10. Eddie Murphy
9. Roseanne Barr
8. Bill Cosby
7. Rodney Dangerfield
6. Steve Martin
5. Chris Rock
4. Woody Allen
3. Lenny Bruce
2. George Carlin
1. Richard Pryor

Day after tomorrow

Hey Random Army,

Yep it came, just like I thought... it snowed yesterday and then melted in the afternoon.... AND then global warming took over and down it came.... winter wonderland in march... (I think theres a song about that...)

Anyways so school got canceled which was great to get a little bit of a break... however you know the random doesn't stop!!!

So I'll just give you an update of what I did today...

Lined up more shows on Second Life... so I'll be doing multiple shows a week after march 15th!! Then did some setup work on myspace for a major marketing push!!! I'm going to need a lot of people who are interested in this script to help to make it really really funny!!!

And no posting the blog and them I'm off to write the script...

Catch everyone on the flip side
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