Random Army Blog - by Professional Comedian, Random Vaughn: May 2007

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Jerry Falwell is finally DEAD

I would normally never say anything like this for anyone. But JF is different. If I did believe that mankind could "create" sin... then Jerry would have been the one to do it.

To think back on the hate he preached. A bigot praised by several presidents. Gluttony as his passion. I can only have joy at his passing.

My grandfather smiled when Stalin died and I am smiling now to hear that JF is finally dead.

Long live this great country for out living such an evil man, and long live Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion

Hello Random Army

Hey what's up Random Army! I know you are as excited as I am for the next several upcoming months; because at no other time of the year do more people do more stupid shit, which provides me with so much wonderful material to make you laugh!!!

Also, I'm about to start posting on here and several other places video podcast and audio podcast...because you..the Random Army needs to be entertained.

If you are new and are not apart of the Random Army and maybe don't even know what The Random Army is. The Random Army is individuals, Men, Women, Boy's and Girls, small farm animals, manuals and reptiles who love humor, comedy, and of course randomness. But most importantly the Army is a unified force of laughter, constantly finding the humor and laughter in all of life's weird situations.

You can spot Random Army Members everywhere, for example the next time you are at the airport and you see a guy getting "wonded" by airport security and he is either laughing or smiling. that is a Random Army Member!

So if you are not a Random Army Member and you want to become apart of The Random Army and receive your Random Army dogtags. All you have to do is send an email with the following information.

Full Name:

Gender:

Birthdate:

Email Address:

Home Address:

Home Phone:

Recruited By:

T-shirt Size:

Codename:

Also ask to become a "friend" of R for Random and that is it€it is completely free to be a member for the Random Army. Once you information has been reviewed, confirmed and approved you should receive your Random Army Dogtags within 10 business days.

So if you still don't understand what the Random Army is or what a Random Army Member does... keep reading

So what is the random army, many of you continually ask me "What is the army?"

The simplest answer is "It is a collective, a united group of people who love laughter, jokes, comedy in any form, who actively participate in not just laughing but creating.

So you then you ask "How does one participate in creating?"

A random army member participates in the creation of comedy in several ways, the simplest way is to write in email, post blog comments, etc that you think are funny, this is the lowest form of creative participation.

The highest form of creative participation is through a wiki style of creation, under the concept of "how can we make this funnier."

Example:

I post a to the blog (www.rforrandom.com or www.myspace.com/rforrandom) a YKYW bit

The RAM (Random Army Member) reads the post and figure out a way to make it funnier and posts a blog comment, then another RAM reads the alternative YKYW and improves on it. Thereby continually adding to the funny!

Random Army Blog - by Professional Comedian, Random Vaughn

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Jerry Falwell is finally DEAD

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