Thursday, October 18, 2007

Devil's Advocate Salvation

I had a friend who had a friend who converted or asked to become a Christian or raped a goat in jesus name.. I don’t know.. I don’t know what you do to become a Christian… I know its something like that… but he did this, now I want to make sure your following me, this was not my friend, this was a friend of a friend… you will see way this point is important in a second.

Anyways, he became a Christian after seeing The Devil’s Advocate, with Keanu Reeves & Al Pacino, yah!

No for those of you who don’t know, Keanu plays Al’s son where Al is satan and therefore Keanu is the antichrist… yep a big stretch for him I know.

Now I can understand that after watching two hours of Keanu utterly destroy a movie, that you would fear for you sole because them this awful had to have been written about in Deuteronomy and the world is coming to an end

But NO! he was so “scared” by the information provided in this movie that he wanted to become a Christian so that his soul wouldn’t go to hell.

If any movie changes you entire outlook on life and your life decision about who your going to like, love, hate, go to war again, you either need to be shot or removed from this country

That would be like me watching the movie Shawshank Redemption and deciding I should murder my wife for the financial benefits

That’s like watching Schindler’s List and figuring, Those Jews Desired it

But the worst part is think about this guy when he got to heaven, How did you come to know Jesus

Bill Graham conference

How did you come to know Jesus

Mother Tearia

How did you come to know Jesus

Watched a movie

Watched a movie?

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Updates & Projects

Hey Random Army,

We'll I know I said I was back.. and I'm sure you thought that ment I was going to be back to posting a blog every day... we'll i'm learning that tougher to do when I'm in sunny California..

We'll so what new... working on pilots & features. Have some good partners. we'll have to wait and see what happens. Waiting for new management.

Had some friends and family fly down to visit.. which was fun showing them the area.

Did another gigs, tried out a lot of new material... people still seem to love the YKYW (You Know Your Wasted) stuff best

Just watched Eastern Promises what a pile of shit.... do not watch this movie... on top of the fact that its a pile of shit, the ending is so obvious and stupid.. i didn't want my money back after watching I wanted the two hours of my life that I will never get back

We'll thats whats new... i'll probably post some new stand up material in a couple days stay tuned.

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