Evel Knievel - bye good buddy

Hey Random Army,

Yep I bet you didn't know it, but me & Evel Kvievel were close friends... you might ask yourself how is that possible, he was so old and you were so young. Well I guess it just goes to show you that anyone can be a fan of my material...

But enough about me... I just wanted to post this out there and let everyone know Evel Knievel has passed way and will be missed my millions of old ladys in old folks homes

However I am in a strange and twisted way kinda happy.... hold on.... I'm being ironic ... don't go all PC on me... but I am ... I am happy because finally Ghost Rider can now become a reality!!

To soon? yah probably be... well let remember him for the good times... for example my favorite memory isn't the many hours me & Evel spent playing "Risk" .... he never could hold onto Asia. But the time he sued Kanye West for a million dollars and won... see Evel Knievel truly did live the American dream... aka... after you are dried up and done, hope someone does a joke on you and you can sue them to become rich again!

Well it looks like I have lost the Milli to my Vanilli, good bye good friend!!
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Work Work Work ... what?-- and whats up with green acres lyrics

Hey Random Army,

So as many of you know I have been doing a lot of writing.. no let me quantify that for you. I am currently apart three different comedy writing teams all working on different, not counting my two other writing partners & the script I'm currently doing punch up work on.

Therefore this whole bunch of "non-work" I'm doing is starting to feel like work

Don't kid yourself its still better then working at McDonalds or something but I have to say ... doing all that & then coming home and writing blogs I'm starting to think there is something wrong with me...

Yah Yah I know we all already know there was something wrong with me... but let a man dream a little...

Oh and a small note but what the heck is up with all the searches all over the internet for the green acres lyrics or green acres theme song... did someone do it on a new reality tv show and get it wrong and now everyone needs to know what it is... or did all the old folks homes in the US finally get WiFi connections? Just wondering?

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Youtube Debates - Republicans? Part 1

Hey Random Army,

Ok I'm not going to turn this into a political blog.. you know I would never do that... but I watched the youtube debates tonight and had to comment on the questions asked to the Republicans... which are a lot different then the questions asked to the democrats!!

However not to bore myself and everyone by just talking about he question... or giving my answers to the questions as if I was running for president... I'm going to "read between the line" and say what do these questions really mean or what the questions asking them is saying.

Hope you enjoy!

Youtube / CNN Republican Debate

Question 1
Illegal Aliens: Hi this question is for Rudy... Uh, Mr. Rudy I hate Mexicans and I believe all the BS that the FOX News Networks tells me about them, and you at one point were semi-nice to Mexicans... will you now on public television say that you hate Mexicans and will never be nice to them again.

Question 2
Gun Control: Hi my name is Jay Fox and I love guns... really cant get enough of them... you see I live in a red neck town.. my family are red necks... my daddy is a red neck, his daddy was a red neck, his daddy was a red neck, and his daddy would have been a red neck but he was english! Anyways... I love playing with my guns and acting tough.. but believe me if I was asked to ride the subway in NYC I would pee my pants because what I am really doing with these guns is making up for the fact that I'm a skinny white kid with an even more skinny penis, that when girls see it they laugh.... oh yah my question... are you going to take my guns away?

(Side note... seriously is this really an important question? we all know the constitution? I think a more important question is to ask a question to Jay... hey Jay... when will America have enough guns that you are happy, that you feel we are safe and we have enough guns?? When every man, women & child has a gun or that their is enough guns to arm every man, women & child... because just to let you know Jay... were already there!!!)

Question 3
Torture: Hey Romney a guys on the stage next to you actually has a soul... why dont you? (Now I know what you are thinking... with this kind of leading question Romney would say he doesn't like torture... fear not) Romney "Oh no I love torture... I love torture so much I wont define what it is at all in any sense of the word and therefore insure we can do lots & lots of it... no I know torture was bad in the past and we use to say nasty things about other countries that did it... but the past is the past and now we are in a much happier time... where we can anybody and everybody!!!

Question 4
Iraq - leaving?: Dear Canidates... I just wanted you to know that I have loved the last 5 years of this war and seeing American young men die for no reason brings joy to my heart. On top of that I wanted you to know I just took out a third mortgage on my home so I could fill my car with gas this morning, therefore I was just hoping that one of you would promise me that we will never leave Iraq and therefore create a Nirvana here on earth.

Question 5
Story Time Kids - Bible?: Hi I'm from Texas and if you can't tell by the way I stutter, my daddy was Forrest Gump, but I don't want to ask any of you an important question... I want to ask you about gay marriage in a really really stupid way, therefore I thought up this great trick... we all know the only reason gays can't be married in this country is because of this book called the Bible and people who haven't spent the time to read it, say that it says, gays shouldn't be allowed to be married... therefore do you "believe" aka agree with the Bible... oh and just to let you know if you say no... you wont get elected, Thanks for your time

Question 6
National Debt: Hi candidates I'm in college and for the first time in my life I actually know what debt is, but unlike America I'm cute and have parents who will pay my student loans for me. However I heard from one of my teachers that someday I will have to grow up and do my part to pay the national debt, now I don't understand how big it is, but I wanted to know how you are going to insure that I will never have to do anything to pay it.
(Also I am so young I cant even remember that when we had a democrat in the white house we had surpluses)

Stupid.com - google trends

Hey Random Army,

Well a lot has been happening... I've been putting together a Comedy Writing Group down here in LA. Which has been going great! We currently have three different teams work on projects. What types of projects I hear you ask... teams are working on either a feature (movie) or series (tv).

Everything is comedy.. no drama, horror etc... aren't you glad!! I thought so.

Been up since the crack of dawn today and couldn't sleep last night.. yah so you do the math.

Anyways I've decided to start blogging about stupid shit... like my answer the the "If..." book, I'll be posting my first answer probably tomorrow.

But I couldn't help it, since I'm going to be blogging about stupid stuff... I found on google trends today... the stupid.com is a major "trend" mover.

I'm not going to explain google trend... because i'm not that smart... but from what I understand a computer somewhere goes ... hey everyone is now interest in gum drop fairies.. so i dont understand it. but hey when a computer tells you to check out stupid.com ... i guess you have to do it.

Well I checked out the site and any site that sell Simpsons stuff cant be all bad... however when I click on the link... there isn't anything there... so I guess its a good think I already have my Bart Simpson doll that I sleep with every night!

Well thats whats new from the front lines