Friday, January 11, 2008

Ampersand - do's & don't that dont fucking matter & here's why

Hey Random Army,

So an Ampersand is a (&), a symbol very similar to the "Singer formally known as prince" who is now known as prince again... or is it queen? I dont know, we lost contact after that one crazy night in Las Vegas... (Why am I now getting the feeling that I slept with the fake Prince who is only apart of the show at "Legends", oh well he sucked my dick... wow there's a mental image for you)

Ok back to ampersand what this was actually suppose to be about. The ampersand is just like one of those thing they told you about numbers, never use a number like 8 when you can spell eight... but you can use numbers like 87596.95 because that is just stupid to spell out.

well why isn't it always stupid to spell out "and" when an ampersand will do? Why do people tell you not to use it in professional emails? and what is a professional email... are their emails who are getting a salary... actually that is a dumb question because in this world I'm sure someone has a job which only entails that the person sending and receive emails... & you know what.. I bet they use ampersand.

So why do all company's us the ampersand in the company name or logo... Barnes & Noble, Ernst & Young... personally i think it would be a lot funnier ... Barnes Ampersand Noble, Crate Ampersand Barrel,

The Ampersand was on the cover of the Seattle Times less then two days ago.

All I'm trying to say is lets move past the hatred for the Ampersand! Just because Jews & Christians have killed each other in the name of the Ampersand for years... doesn't make it right... I believe that the word "And" and the Ampersand can live together in harmony... we just need to get them to agree on a "parenting plan" for every other thursday and holidays

Digg this if you believe in world peace through the unity of "And" and the Ampersand

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