Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Ganges River Dolphin - WWARD? (What would a Republican Do?)

Hey Random Army,

After reading about the ganges river dolphin this morning. Which was a very sad story. Here is a quick summary so you are up to speed on what I'm talking about.

"Fishermen in Bangladesh beat a rare river dolphin to death because they had not seen "this kind of creature before," according to local news accounts." CNN.com

I couldn't help but think WWARD... I know many of you wear this bracelet everyday and when times are hard and decisions are tough, you look down and it and know exactly what to do. What would a republican do?

Some of our major movements in history have come from this bracelet... When a minister asked himself should I picket the funeral of a young gay boy, who was, beaten, raped, stabbed, set on fire, partially decapitated and finally killed... I do believe he look down at his bracelet and made his decision "Well picket him in hell because that's where he is"

So when an endangered species was caught by local fisher man, a kind of dolphin they say they had never seen before... I do believe these men look down at their WWARD bracelets and then each of them grabbed a club and beat that "Alien Dolphin" to death.

I would have a link to where you could by your own WWARD bracelet but I am having trouble located it. Therefore here is a link to for a T-shirt.
http://www.zazzle.com/wward_shirt-235769138189041870

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