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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

jimmy tide 08 - Jimmy Tide 08 For president! - What a great joke!

Hey Random Army,

Well I put it out there for the world to inform me... and dirtyword.net was kind enough to tell me that Jim Norton is out "Jimmy Norton Tide" aka Jimmy Tide 08.

I have seen Jim live in Vegas and several other places, never had the fortune to perform with him but hopefully someday in the future I will write a show that needs some shitty acting in it and I can cast him!! (If you have seen his stand up you will understand what I'm talking about)

Anyways... here is Jim's pitch on why you should vote for him, given to use by dirtyword.net:

Jimmy Norton Tide, aka. Jimmy Tide 08, of the Frunkis Party. He will bring some Yellow Discipline to Iraq and Monster Rain to the Environment! Forget Obama, Clinton, McCain, Huckabee, Edwards, Romney, Opie, Anthony, Martini Steve, Erock, Than, Danny, Travis, and the rest of those silly geese. dirtyword.net Endorses Jimmy Tide For President in '08 "The Man Keeps Clean Shirts"

1 comments:

Thus Spake Ortner said...: That guy is just a meaty breasted zilch. He's going to be out after South Carolina and you need to linger longer than that to win this thing. Plus, he's a fancy fancy man who hangs out with Nazi's, so I don't think he has a shot.; January 10, 2008 5:59 AM

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